Stress and Taxes

I've put it off about as long as I can. It's time to break out the receipts, the tax software and lots of coffee. It's time to pay Obama - er, I mean the taxes...

I know, I know, we have lots of folks to bail out - There's the banks, and the car companies, and the banks, and those bad mortgages, and the banks, and the failing state governments and oh did I mention the banks?

And it's my patriotic duty and what-not. But come on...

You know I'm just gonna write that check and then Obama's gonna take 90% of it and send it to China with the IOU he must surely send them on a weekly basis, and then he'll keep 5% of it for the next White House party (cause he's gotta take care of his girls!) and then he'll take the other 5% and put a bow on it and stick it back into the mailbox and say "here, look what I got you!"

I never was much of a fan of re-gifting.